Every Axis and Allies Game I play
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Average first two turns, but everyone insists on playing it out... everytime.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, we have a plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Russian’s are weak |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They built too few inf R1 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the UK forgot to land fighters in W. Russia |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should be able to attack |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like it, order the attack |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we should have an 80% chance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fhurer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Their AA gun |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Russian AA gun |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it hit twice |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has never played a game of Global to completion, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | this is BULLSHIT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I launch an 80% attack and get 2/3 AA hits? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was supposed to have an 80% chance to win and this utterly ruins it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and to top it off, half my tanks and all inf missed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | while they hit way above odds |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | why do i always have the worst dice |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | its complete and utter bullshit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't know why i bother with this trash game |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mein fhurer its a KJF we have time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then we'll lose slightly later but we'll still lose |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fhurer, we have more money than Russia |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | but not more money than the rest of the allies! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this is on top of the shit G1 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | the royal navy survived the attack |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | despite the standard opening with a 62% |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | chance to wipe them out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the wolfpack missed the US transports |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who are making the KJF move far quicker and ruining that slight edge! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is it always me who gets this shit luck? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This game is so dumb, i should just not bother! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Whatever, we'll play it out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll just add to my unlikely outcome list |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and lose even harder |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | whatever |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We'll play it out but I'm still mad |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I would have utterly wiped out Russias offensive and defensive capabilities |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I guess that dream is ruined |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is what always happens to me when I play |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I get utterly diced and never stand a chance |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, we at least broke into africa |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not even mad anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | just amazed at how consistently this happens |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | these dice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The allies will win |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | this is exactly why I prefer Euro games that are based on strategy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | instead of these super weighted dice |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll do non combats later |