FIDE vs Freestyle
By @Grant_Oen
7 views • 2/4/2025
Jan Henric Buettner addresses his advisers in this Weissenhaus Board Meeting.
00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Buettner, the preparations for the |
00:04 - 00:05 | Freestyle Grand Slam Tour are going well |
00:05 - 00:07 | We have contracts signed with Weissenhaus, Paris, |
00:08 - 00:12 | New York, India, and South Africa. |
00:12 - 00:15 | The first Freestyle Grand Slam Tour will be amazing. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Why are you calling it that stupid name? |
00:19 - 00:21 | This is the Freestyle World Championship. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Buettner... |
00:27 - 00:28 | FIDE |
00:31 - 00:33 | FIDE won't let us call it a World Championship |
00:34 - 00:36 | Negotiations with the Russians have failed. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you think the way I use ,,quotations'' is stupid, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding ??? |
01:15 - 01:17 | What the **** are you talking about man? |
01:18 - 01:23 | No way that SUTOVSKY of all people doesn't want free money |
01:25 - 01:28 | Are you telling me that I'm the |
01:29 - 01:31 | ONLY billionaire that FIDE won't get in bed with? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Just the other night, Emil was |
01:34 - 01:37 | singing lullabies to me over the phone! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Now he won't compromise over a damn title?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Buettner, they want $500k per year |
01:42 - 01:46 | I've made $500k since you started speaking! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Well why the hell don't you give it to them? |
01:48 - 01:52 | It's the principle! I'm not paying their bill just because Magnus |
01:53 - 01:54 | wants to split a World Championship in 960! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I entered the chess world to become his best friend |
01:57 - 02:00 | not because I love Freestyle. |
02:00 - 02:03 | No one actually enjoys watching this garbage! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I am paying players to pretend to like it. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I have UNLIMITED money and all FIDE does is oversee titles |
02:14 - 02:16 | Isn't this the easiest deal of all time?? |
02:17 - 02:21 | If they weren't so greedy, I'd give them a million! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I think I'm done with the chess world |
02:30 - 02:34 | What a waste of time and my hard earned money |
02:34 - 02:36 | I hope this teaches these idiots a lesson |
02:41 - 02:42 | Free money! And they get greedy... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Now instead of the Chess960 World Championship |
02:48 - 02:53 | It's going to have some stupid ass name |
02:54 - 02:56 | Freestyle Chess960 Grand Slam Tour Weissenhaus 2025LX |
02:56 - 02:59 | Bobby Fischer is rolling in his grave |
03:00 - 03:02 | Tell Levy and Danya to stay home |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Andrea, we're still going to Weissenhaus |
03:14 - 03:16 | The only choice we have left |
03:19 - 03:23 | is to call it the World Championship anyway |
03:25 - 03:26 | and see if they sue us |
03:31 - 03:33 | Just as a trick. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I can afford better lawyers than FIDE and Freedom Holding put together. |
03:46 - 03:49 | But no, I won't do that. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Remove "World Championship" for now. |
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