FREESTYLE VS FIDE

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Jan Henric Buettner addresses his advisers in this Weissenhaus Board Meeting.

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00:00 - 00:03Herr Buettner, the preparations for
00:04 - 00:05the Freestyle Grand Slam Tour tour are going wonderfully.
00:05 - 00:07We've got contracts signed with Weissenhaus, Paris,
00:08 - 00:12New York, India, and South Africa.
00:12 - 00:15The first Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Tour will be fantastic.
00:17 - 00:19Why are you still calling it that stupid long name?
00:19 - 00:21This is the Chess960 World Championship.
00:24 - 00:26Herr Buettner...
00:27 - 00:28FIDE
00:31 - 00:33FIDE won't let us call this a World Championship
00:34 - 00:36Negotiations have failed.
00:53 - 00:58If you think the way I use ,,quotations" is stupid, get out
01:13 - 01:15Are you kidding ???
01:15 - 01:17What the **** are you talking about man?
01:18 - 01:23There's no way that SUTOVSKY of all people doesn't want free money
01:25 - 01:28Are you telling me that I'm the
01:29 - 01:31ONLY billionaire that FIDE won't sleep with?
01:31 - 01:34Just the other day, Emil was
01:34 - 01:37singing lullabies to me over the phone!
01:37 - 01:40Now he won't compromise over a damn title?!
01:40 - 01:42Herr Buettner, they want $500k per year
01:42 - 01:46I've made $500k since you walked into this started talking
01:46 - 01:48Well why the hell don't you give it to them
01:48 - 01:52It's the principle! I'm not paying their bills just because Magnus
01:53 - 01:54wants to split a World Championship in 960!
01:56 - 01:57I entered the chess world because I wanted
01:57 - 02:00to become best friends with Magnus
02:00 - 02:03and now all I do is post passive-aggressive statements on X
02:04 - 02:08and talk to Arkady on Whatsapp from my private jet
02:08 - 02:13I have unlimited money and all FIDE does is oversee titles
02:14 - 02:16Isn't this the easiest deal of all time??
02:17 - 02:21If they weren't so damn greedy, I'd give them a million!
02:27 - 02:29I think I'm done with the chess world
02:30 - 02:34What a waste of time and my hard earned money
02:34 - 02:36I hope this teaches these idiots a lesson
02:41 - 02:42Free money! And they get greedy...
02:43 - 02:47Now instead of the Chess960 World Championship
02:48 - 02:53It's going to have some stupid ass name
02:54 - 02:56Freestyle Chess960 Grand Slam Tour Finals Weissenhaus 2025LX
02:56 - 02:59Bobby Fischer is rolling in his grave
03:00 - 03:02Tell Levy and Danya to stay home
03:04 - 03:07It's OK Andrea, we're still going to Weissenhaus
03:14 - 03:16The only choice we have left
03:19 - 03:23is to call it the World Championship anyway
03:25 - 03:26and see if they sue us
03:31 - 03:33Just as a trick.
03:40 - 03:46I can afford better lawyers than FIDE and Freedom Holding put together
03:46 - 03:49But no, I won't do that.
03:53 - 03:56Come on guys, make me a fair deal.