Skiing kit by Friday
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, we have ordered the skiing kit. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are expecting the delivery to arrive by Friday. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are tracking the driver as we speak. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have ordered a ski jacket, trousers, socks, gloves |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and goggles, to arrive by Friday. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I need you to repeat the delivery date. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For the avoidance of doubt. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We are expecting the delivery |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | by Friday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Yes, by Friday. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you with a weak disposition, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cannot operate in these conditions! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You incompetent imbeciles! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am surrounded by idiots! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It seems I have to ask a more precise question. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And this time, give me a precise answer. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not something full of waffle and wokery! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is the skiing kit arriving by Friday? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or by Friday morning? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, the skiing kit is scheduled to arrive by Friday. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not by Friday morning as I originally requested? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, please allow me to put your mind at rest. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My mind is not at rest, you fool. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I cannot operate in these conditions. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know my requirements. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You know my requirement for precision. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And yet you defy me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It is very simple. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have to go to work on Friday. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am leaving here at 7 am. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am not returning until the evening. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have a skiing lesson in the afternoon |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and I need the mandatory kit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Jacket and trousers are not optional! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They are compulsory. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You are making my life so difficult! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will tell you what you are going to do. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These are your orders. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Listen very carefully |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | because I shall say this only once. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I am worried he will look in the coat cupboard and see how messy it is. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I cannot relax until the skiing kit is in this house. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My requirement is simple, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | so even you should understand it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me a ski jacket and trousers. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get me gloves, socks and goggles. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | By 7 am on Friday. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And do not test me again. |