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00:00 - 00:05So we have this meeting at Witan Gate House, and they show this picture
00:05 - 00:07of some people standing on a hill
00:07 - 00:10and they're looking out into the distance.
00:11 - 00:16Jo says to everyone "what do you see?". People say things like "calm, peaceful"
00:17 - 00:21Neil Robinson pipes up with "gays"
00:21 - 00:24gays!
00:29 - 00:31gays!
00:31 - 00:34Everyone is looking at each other thinking... 'you can't say that!'
00:38 - 00:40you can't say that!
00:41 - 00:47He's looking at everyone like 'what?'. 'I said gays, what's wrong with that?'
00:47 - 00:50So he says "Gaze, as in 'gazing into the distance'"
00:50 - 00:56Suddenly the penny drops, and everyone figures out what he's on about
00:58 - 00:59What a nob head
00:59 - 01:01We thought he was calling them gays!
01:04 - 01:06By this point we've all lost it
01:06 - 01:08People are rolling on the floor
01:13 - 01:14I couldn't breathe
01:14 - 01:16I thought I was going to have a heart attack
01:16 - 01:20There was piss running down my leg
01:21 - 01:27Half the team were about to log into Speak Up, and report him for discriminatory language!
01:35 - 01:36Neil's in there
01:36 - 01:39Calling people a bunch of gays in a business meeting
01:41 - 01:44Anyway, we had to get back to work
01:44 - 01:47The Insight session was meant to find out
01:47 - 01:49who was the biggest mental case
01:50 - 01:53Even though Neil had made a pretty decent claim
01:54 - 01:56Nob head
01:56 - 01:58I think getting stuck in the lift
01:58 - 02:02with Carl and Guy, might have made him a little crazy
02:05 - 02:07you know?
02:10 - 02:11Carl probably
02:11 - 02:13Carl probably
02:15 - 02:17was dropping some
02:17 - 02:20bacon & cheese turnover farts in there!
02:21 - 02:28And you know what Guy is like in the morning. I'm surprised he didn't soil himself in there!
02:29 - 02:30Protein poo?
02:30 - 02:32He'd probably had 36 liquid egg whites again
02:36 - 02:3940 minutes they were stuck in there
02:40 - 02:42They had to call the fire brigade
02:50 - 02:55I bet they couldn't wait to get picked up by some hunky firemen
02:56 - 02:58Is the lift fixed now?
02:58 - 03:04No, nothing works in that office. You're lucky to find a working toilet.
03:04 - 03:09The stairs are still an option, I don't think they're broken yet.
03:09 - 03:11Honestly, you couldn't make it up.
03:16 - 03:20Wanna know the best bit?
03:23 - 03:26Even though it's a complete dump...
03:31 - 03:36They've decided to go and extended the lease there for another 5 years!