Planning meeting on Dee House
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Secret tape on the future of this ruinous but listed building in Chester
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We must discuss Dee House |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It looks like... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Stalin has been at it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to have a plan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Dee House will soon fall down |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Simple solution |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surround it with scaffolding |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | scaffolding... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have run out of scaffolding |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it was all used elsewhere |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except planning and highways |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You spent millions on a market |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And Dee Hoise is an eyesore |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The city looks like the Red Army was here |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We invested in all those coffee-shops |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the tourists don't come |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to view modern ruins |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we want ancient ones |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dee House is a Georgian building |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was built in 1925 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then George the bloodly fifth |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It really needs pulling down |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | English Heritage won't let us |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And want more studies |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Drive a tank through it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Kick the door in |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It will all collapse |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And build another beerhall |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or a tea-house with vegetairian food |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Eva can't buy a lettuce in the Market |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I must have my five a day - like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You can buy beetroot in Moscow |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need my vitamins |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Europe if full of vegetables |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Steve Howe is on my case |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | About that eyesore Dee House |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you have no plan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Reichstag burned down |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Have we no arsonists |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We could be done with it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He likes your cake stall |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can keep the Italians happy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Excavate the amphitheatre |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just for a while |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then replace Dee House |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | With a vegetable market |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | With saurkraut |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ..it can't be hard |