| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have information from our informant, attofishpi. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A crazy man hating New Zealand Granny |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | intends to infiltrate Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ..she parachuted very close to our sausage factory. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | What she intends to do with our sausages |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Women, like this can only |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have one thing in mind. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, you don't think.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..she wants to shove them |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | up all of our bottoms, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even the very spicy ones. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Send in Atla, BigMike, Prom, anyone with anal zits, pronto. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who can sit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Once this crazy woman, starts to shove |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | sausages up all of our bottoms! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NZ Ganny accelafine? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She'll steal our women, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | convert them to hate us, the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then all our women, these women |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | will start pushing sausages into our bottoms |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You know how much chilli they put in |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | those sausages, and how large they are? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I've been doing it for years. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Flash, I've know that all along. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ..and so has Atla! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Send in Garry Childress, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he's the only one that might break her |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | once captured. He and iambiguous |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | will torture the old bat with boredom |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and we might find out which sausages |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | are still edible! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I used to love those sausages, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | thank God for attofishpi |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | warning us of this crazy woman! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What type of a woman, hates us men |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to subject us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to such painful and disgusting |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | humiliation, when we are the masters |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | of the best sausages the world has ever |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | had, even if up bottoms. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's crazy women like this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | In New Zealand, they have Mauri men. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Mauri men, have appendages where sausages are |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | not even required. These women can handle anything. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe it's time for me? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe you, Flash, or Atla or any other |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | that's had a sausage up your bottom. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let us know, will we ever sit normally? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Like real German men ever again? |
