| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mine fuhre it's bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Doncaster donny has been on the phone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's not very happy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The gooner,s have blown the league |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Shitty little Everton have done a number on them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Donny is suicidal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the ferret tried too tell him on holiday |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He wouldn,t listen |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He keeps putting wild bets on |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He loses all of his dosh |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the ferret can't stop laughing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | he knew exactly how poor the gooner's were |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Spurs are London,s no 1 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the goner's know it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Donny has lost the plot |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he's lost all of his dosh in the bookies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | there.ll be no holiday for little donny. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He'll be in work 24/7 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He'll be gritting forever |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | even in the summer. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Arsenal are leaderless |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | the gay spaniard has lost the plot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | no wonder Everton got rid |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | the know a chancer when they see one |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | donny can't see it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can see arsenal being relegated |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the laughing stock of north London |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | watched by illegal imigrant,s |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | a small club with no future. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They miss Charlie George |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they are poor up front |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they need Charlie back ASAP |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Arteta will be sacked after xmas |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Donny will take over |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he knows the score |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the gooner's need him. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | arteta is weak |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this was Everton,s easiest gone this season |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they could have played with 9 men and still got a result |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how did arsenal get into Europe |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it's a mystery |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they won't last long |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | donny will be skint soon. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | could be a quiet xmas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | no beer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no gooner,s |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | not title |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no Europe |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he's got too listen to fezzes a lot more in future |
