Hitler reacts to not choosing A-Level History at WBGS
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Hitler grows increasingly alarmed at making the wrong choice at 16, by not choosing the Edexcel History course on offer!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hitler the Russians are nearly here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to get out, like, now! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | If we don't, we maybe on Show trial by Monday morning |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I hear they have already picked out something for you to wear... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A nice red suit from the tailors around the corner |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, I think its time for me to retrain as a journalist... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know I always really wanted to do that... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fuhrer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But you didn't take History A-level... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's basically impossible to get a decent job without an A-level in History! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with an A-level in History get out now!!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Just us losers left then???!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How was I supposed to know it would be so valuable and important? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They made me choose at 16 you know!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's not my fault I never learned to write proper... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or form coherent arguments or judgements even! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Aaarrggghhh - the things I could have learned!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Like why invading Russia is a really, really bad idea with Mr McDermott |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why did no one ever tell me that??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, but we didn't do History A-level either... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Idiots...How was I supposed to win surrounded by you people? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer that makes me really sad... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Be quiet!!! Aarrggghh - I missed so much! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Mr McDermott would definitely have taught me how to beat Stalin!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I never got to have the Corn Laws parliamentary role play with Mr Ponte |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that took him hours you know |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I never got to reenact the Indian Mutiny with Mrs Barnes!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | some musketeers would have come really handy at Stalingrad! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Think at how tough my generals would have been if they were taught by Ms Ramzan! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We would have been unbeatable!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Unbeatable teamwork like the History Department teaching staff! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no I dropped the ball at 16... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could have done so much more with my life! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could have been a sports journalist or lawyer even! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I could have reviewed Netflix shows! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But the BBC won't talk to me, nor the Guardian...not even the Daily Mail |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not even the Daily Mail how do you think that makes me feel? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Journalism, Law, Business and Finance...jobs where you have to talk proper! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its all gone! My dreams are finished! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll laugh at me when I go down the job centre!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, you can still get a good job! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I though I was being smart... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why did I waste my youth playing FIFA or Call of Duty? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I just wanted to win the Champions League with Watford! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No, my war is over... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But no employer wants a failed dictator who didn't learn from Stalin, Mao, Gandhi or even Disraeli! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I should just wait for the Russians to arrive... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bugger!!!! |