| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Moshiri, there is much anger about |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | our season ticket migration plans for Bramley Moore Dock |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Super Bloos do not wish to move the club from L4 to L5. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mr. Moshiri. they've made new banners with you dressed as a clown. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And therefore, we recommend also building a new Brick Pub near the new ground |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But with recent results improving,, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | surely we have some good will? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Moshiri.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dyche..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dyche has only 2pts from a possible 9 in our last three games. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Dyche continues to play Ndiaye on the left. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of the room, except Chong, Maryniak, Spellman and Thelwell. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Our last three fucking games! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Southampton, West Ham and Brentford! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought Norgaard got sent off before half-time? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm trying to sell this basket case of a football club to the Americans |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're going to drop their price if this continues |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And we can't afford to sack that baldy, ginger wanker! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | In case you lot hadn't noticed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Usmanov has left the building! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Moshiri, we've gone 8 games without defeat. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your hole Thelwell, before I fill you in! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Moshiri. filling me in will achieve nothing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It'll make me feel better, you useless Wool. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Playing Ndiaye on the left?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I know fuck all about football |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I spent nearly £30m on Cenk Tosun! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But even I know McNeil can't play in the middle |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's more one-footed than a fucking stork! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tell Dyche to get him on the left-wing where he belongs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ndiaye was born to play as a No.10 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Anyone with a pair of eyes can fucking see that! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dyche needs to understand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | His job is to WIN games |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not scrape a point against ten men |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No ambition |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everton Football Club has cost me half a billion pounds |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You think I'm bothered about a few banners with me dressed as a clown? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will not spend more money sacking Dyche |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | One of you has to tell him. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Play Ndiaye in the middle for fuck's sake! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's right. We all know it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I came here with a dream of building something beautiful |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But then Putin took a massive dump on my dream |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even Sharpie... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...that prick was good to have around |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We could get him to say something |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the fans would get livid at him instead of us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss Sharpie. |
