Canoo downfall parody
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Last days in Canoo headquarters, Tony discusses exit strategy with his lieutenants.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our supplliers are suing us from all sides |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the south in Texas and Oklahoma |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and on flanks of California and New York |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nobody will ever extend us credit and Yorkville is about to shut us down |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have no money and our stock price is in free fall |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's wait for Walmart |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they'll give us a billion and it will be ok |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Aquila |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Walmart |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Walmart got light duty vans from Brightdrop |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Walmart doesn't need anything from us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those stay in the room: Greg, Ramesh, Hector and Kunal |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a done deal |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Walmart contract was a done deal |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave them 20% of the company for nothing |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I pretended to start manufacturing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I used prototyping and random Arrival eqipment |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Random machines to make it look like a production line |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of you are just useless zombies with no skills |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You couldn't keep the charade up long enough for me to get paid |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Aquila, you got rid of all the smartest people |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We never indented to produce, no need for experts, just for idiots to praise me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Aquila, your words are hurting my feelings |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care about you or anybody who ever invested in or worked here |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You are just pawns |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You have all those fancy degrees |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You've spent all those years in academic eduction |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Learning how to run a succesful company |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And yet you agreed to participate in my scam |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Stamping Oklahoma VINs on California cars |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But you let the word got out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have fired every single one of you all long time ago, like Elon |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I barely finished middle school |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But it was me, me alone who created Canoo |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and sucked so many to invest |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How did it happen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I sacrificed so much, I sold my jet and have to fly on a turboprop |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My son can't drive a Lambo to his work as a barber |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I will still make investors to pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To pay for my lifestyle with their hard earned money |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Until they have no penny left to their name |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you're already broke |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My dream to be like Musk is gone with the wind |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is, almost like I never knew what I was doing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're gonna get delisted |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will admit to any wrongdoing and apologize |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or change any of my lifestyle, you're dumber than I thought |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call my lawyer |