| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I said hey, we're going to Mars |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Wake up it's T-10 minutes |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He said it will never work |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | 33 Raptor engines will never be reliable |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Well, guess what happened? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They worked |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They all worked |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | You got your engineering degree from a cereal box |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Idiot |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then he said they would never catch the booster |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The arms would crush the rocket |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Or the tower would break |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Wrong again! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Wrong again, moron |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The catch was perfect |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | The greatest thing I've seen |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Idiots |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | These clowns go on reddit |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and act like they are rocket scientists |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "Too much ice in the O2 tank" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Or the heat shield |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "It will burn up" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Actually, come to think of it... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | plasma did burn through the flap hinge again |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I thought we were done for |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Nope! Flappy was fine! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Just like last time |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Only a little crispy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It's fine, we'll fix it next time |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Idiots |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Jeff |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Jeff Who |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Thinks he will reach the moon first |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | before SpaceX |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I said "your penis rocket can't even get it up" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | To orbit? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes to orbit! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He only does joyrides |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | What a putz |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Seriously though we're going to Mars |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | When are you going? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh I don't know, soon. Maybe 26. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | If not 26 then probably 28 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | We'll beat Who either way |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He barely has any engines! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | SpaceX already built 300 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And they're better than Who's engines |
