| 00:00 - 00:03 | JP: Look Parky, I know you want to play to space |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But with Balders and Williams |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We can just blitz through their lineout |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tank them 'til kingdom fucking come. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Let us get 3 tries up, then you can mess about with it in backs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I can see your logic Jon |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With Felix hitting 50-22s for fun |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Doc: Parky... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Update... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Felix has a dicky tummy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Asa's out too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Pratt, Hairy, Medics, stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why would you do this to me?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've seen Asa fast bowling yesterday! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And he was serving us fucking wine 2 nights ago |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What kind of recovery do you call that?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (Carrie hears about the flight price) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is all your fault Pratt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 26/26 with Jason around |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And not once did he have the cheek to tell me to 'stand up' |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pratt: but you're only 7 hands tall |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK OFF ABOUT MY HEIGHT - THAT AND MY DRY SPELL TOO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fine, but Hairy has to wear it too. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fair point, he's just thinking of the office he'll have |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | at Pennyhill Park |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Thinking of the 1000 assistants he'll have |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He signed out of this tour as soon as that news hit the press |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Signed out quicker than Abe Simpson got cramp |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How on earth does someone get cramp from inspecting 3 rucks? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | (Viv Rimmer's spider senses start tingling) I'd last longer in bed than he did prancing around |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If Carrie only let me near the girls with blazers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm done with the lot of you |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need a tower. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and the company of some proper shaggers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Meet some of the locals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And that's before we even get to Felix |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you know how rare a left-footed kicker is?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | About as hard to find as the fucking G spot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You keep banging on about |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just another fucking myth!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Carrie to Cerys: it's OK, he'll find it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tofty didn't have this shit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And he had a 9 who'd do half his job for him |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Oh Friday |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And medics |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Aren't you glad you brought your shockwave machine |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | About as much use as a chocolate dildo in keeping players fi |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Off you fuck |
