ATOC Course Senior's Sharknado

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Late Friday night, Course Senior finally realizes his Enemy COAs stem from 1CIR's MLCOA and that the 1CIR MDCOA is not his problem.

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00:00 - 00:0313 ARA Mech Army has crossed the Atropian border with 3 DTGs
00:04 - 00:051 CIR will be facing 131 ARA BTG
00:05 - 00:07En MLCOA is 3x BDETs of reinforced CDETs
00:08 - 00:12MDCOA is that each BDET has 3 Coys of Infantry
00:12 - 00:15and 1 centralized Coy of tanks.
00:17 - 00:19Can't be.
00:19 - 00:211CIR orders say MDCOA is a tank battalion.
00:24 - 00:26Course Senior,
00:27 - 00:28Sharknado...
00:31 - 00:33En COAs come off your commander’s MLCOA.
00:34 - 00:36You failed to scale down the enemy.
00:53 - 00:58Leave if you have the following order sets: Totalize, Undergo, and Hades Fire.
01:13 - 01:15OUR ORDERS SAID A TANK BATTALION!
01:15 - 01:17MY TRACES ARE FUCKED!
01:18 - 01:23I WORKED ON THESE FOR HOURS!
01:25 - 01:28HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT MY COMD'S MDCOA
01:29 - 01:31WAS NOT MY MDCOA?
01:31 - 01:34This was not in the DL!
01:34 - 01:37I have been set up for failure!
01:37 - 01:40And why shouldn't I face a tank battalion?
01:40 - 01:42Course Senior, its too many T72s...
01:42 - 01:46HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN? HOW?
01:46 - 01:48Course senior, the force ratios would be wrong! The estimate!
01:48 - 01:52I'm so sick of "M" sized steadtlers
01:53 - 01:54THEY'RE TOO FAT!
01:56 - 01:57Where are all the "F" ones?
01:57 - 02:00Squirrelled away by the Major
02:00 - 02:03so that I would fail!
02:04 - 02:08I had a genius plan with obstacles, ISTAR, and fifty DFs.
02:08 - 02:13Why give me CAS and Apaches just to fight one coy of T72s?
02:14 - 02:16My obstacle plan would canalize the enemy!
02:17 - 02:21And the arty would finish the job!
02:27 - 02:29I'm too smart for this.
02:30 - 02:34I clicked through the whole DL, and yet I still
02:34 - 02:36passed with 61%.
02:41 - 02:42Goddammit.
02:43 - 02:47FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, MY TRACES WERE DOOMED!
02:48 - 02:53My stenciling was perfect for nothing.
02:54 - 02:56I will make the DS pay.
02:56 - 02:59IM GOING TO SHAVE OFF DANCEY’S BEARD!
03:00 - 03:02THEN I’LL COME FOR BEAUCHAMP’S FLOW!
03:04 - 03:07He wouldn't. Beauchamp's too beautiful.
03:14 - 03:16Gapp doesn’t have anything to shave off…
03:19 - 03:23And he’s actually chill…
03:25 - 03:26Yet I failed...
03:31 - 03:33Woodstock… is doomed.
03:40 - 03:46But if you think that I’m going to redo my traces, you are mistaken!
03:46 - 03:49The sun is already coming up.
03:53 - 03:56I hope it's a soft fail.