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DQ Whitz Beer Racing Trauma, his reaction on the Isle of Man

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00:00 - 00:03The plan is for us to retake
00:04 - 00:05the beer racing trophy
00:05 - 00:07Here we can beat Alehouse B
00:08 - 00:12Haries and the rest pose no threat
00:12 - 00:15All we need to do is get Dave to DQ Alehouse A
00:17 - 00:19I can handle this
00:19 - 00:21without a Big Gay
00:24 - 00:26DQ Whitz
00:27 - 00:28You're not
00:31 - 00:33You're not in the A team
00:34 - 00:36Joe Gebbie has just arrived
00:53 - 00:58Leave the room if you love that Dog, Gebdog or that GebDoggieDog
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean he arrived
01:15 - 01:17He can't just waltz in
01:18 - 01:23There are protocols and rounds he must get through first
01:25 - 01:28He must challenge to be in the team
01:29 - 01:31What will Constance think of this
01:31 - 01:34This was my year to be in the A team
01:34 - 01:37You must turn up on the Friday night
01:37 - 01:40And drink like everyone else
01:40 - 01:42DQ Whitz, please he was at his sister's wedding
01:42 - 01:46I'd miss my sisters wedding for the A team
01:46 - 01:48That is unrealistic, you don't have a sister
01:48 - 01:52Carry on like that and I'll boot you like my penalty
01:53 - 01:54Up into space
01:56 - 01:57It hasn't even landed yet
01:57 - 02:00Up as high as the sun
02:00 - 02:03Why did you let them score another goal
02:04 - 02:08You know I can't get it on target
02:08 - 02:13Just ask all of my mistresses
02:14 - 02:16I love the ladies
02:17 - 02:21What will Constance think when she hears I'm not in the team
02:27 - 02:29I will find a way
02:30 - 02:34I am DQ Whitz, the DQ WHITZ
02:34 - 02:36I love to spill a pint
02:41 - 02:42Joe Gebbie
02:43 - 02:47Who even is Joe Gebbie, sounds like a budget Joe Walton
02:48 - 02:53Now if you want to see a pint spilt ask that man
02:54 - 02:56Him and his MBRT buddies
02:56 - 02:59Never finished a pint in their entire lives
03:00 - 03:02No one even finds it funny
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Sarah, we loved it
03:14 - 03:16I still have some time
03:19 - 03:23At least Hot Wheels isn't here
03:25 - 03:26That man is
03:31 - 03:33the best I've ever seen
03:40 - 03:46This is all I have dreamed of every night for the past year
03:46 - 03:49And now Gebbie has taken it all away
03:53 - 03:56I'll just have to win it with the B team