Hitler Reacts to Oilers Evening Up the Series
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Hitler Reacts to Oilers Evening Up the Series after being up 3-0
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We took the first two games at home 3-0 and 4-1 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then traveled to that northern wasteland, Edmonton |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There we took game three 4-3 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That's when things took an unexpected turn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they spanked us 8-1 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah but we'll just go back to Miami, hoist the cup at home |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in front of our fans |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it didn't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it didn't go as planned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We gave up a shortie 5 minutes in to game 5 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think we can make a comeback, stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We were up 3 games to 0 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We let Connor Brown get a shortie!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He had 3 goals all fucking season |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He didn't get one until March! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We could lose this thing two god damn years in a row!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those fuckers in Tampa Bay will be laughing their asses off |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And who told that idiot Zito he should bring the families up to Edmonton |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We thought it would give the team a boost |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And how the fuck did that work out?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We still have a chance |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A chance? God damn it we should be parading the cup in south beach already |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And those Russians |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Barkov, Bobrovsky, and Kulikov |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | should be on their 3rd bottle of vodka spraying the fans with Bud light |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and cheap champagne |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have to hope that McJesus |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Draisaitl, Skinner and that fucker Perry |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | shit the bed in game 7! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And how the fuck is Maurice being outcoached by an AHL coach?!?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If we end up losing this Zito will be lucky |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to get his old job as a batboy with the Brewers back |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Water bottle throwing fucker! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I told him we traded for the wrong Tkachuk |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Verhaeghe, Barkov, and Reinhart are all minus players |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Lomberg may as well go back to Richmond Hill |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can just hear those smug fuckers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | on Hockey Night in Canada now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That prick Bieksa saying "This is our game!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you're more natural than Oilers girl |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If we lose, they'll say it was the greatest comeback in history |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fucking Leafs fans are rubbing their hands in anticipation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Can we win? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's looking bleek isn't it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That little dweeb Bettman promised me this would work out |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It better for his sake |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This could be the worst collapse in sporting history |