| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone gather around |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Loud and Stroud's fixtures |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have been released |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Week 1 against Lewis and week 2 vs Adam |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and week 3 we are playing Max |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When do we play Paul A |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For the easy win |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have not been drawn against him |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for the cross conference games |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave apart from the OC, DC and Special Team Coordinator |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The GM is the commissioner |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We should be playing Paul A every week! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What is the point in having the Commissioner as the GM |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If we can't get a little fixture help |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't want to hear that |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Paul A isn't in our conference |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | or worse, we do not even play him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and that Cam plays him twice |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach, the league were getting suspicious! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was not a suspicious trade with Kieran! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, we do play Kieran twice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | His team is still better than Paul A's! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who else do we play? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Please don't tell me it is |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Mark in week 4 and Paul R week 5 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All we need then is to play |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Kieran and Cal, weeks 6 and 7 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That is only half way though the season |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How are we supposed to make playoffs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The GM is supposed to help as the commissioner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will be a laughing stock |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The commissioners team in the losers bracket |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We were supposed to be Champions |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least Cam |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | isn't our second cross conference game week 9 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or has the GM managed to somehow mess that up too? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't any of you remind me that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We playing Lewis in week 8, I know |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We play Max and Mark weeks 10 and 11 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | If you need cheering up watch the GM play safety |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That then just leaves |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the game against Kieran week 13 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | before finishing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | against Cal in week 14. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If everyone can avoid leaking that all our RBs are on a bye week 12 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We may be able to trade our way out of this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And make the playoffs |
