Hitler Learns of JMPU's Problems
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Hitler learns of the current state of policing in the ADF, and discusses the lack of change after the last reform.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | MP workload is at an all time high |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our INV rate is over 1.5 per MP at all locations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our INV rate is over 1.5 per MP at all locations |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 10 percent of our people are non-AIRN compliant |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we still need to be able to support TS and Hamel |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If you pause GD patrols |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll be able to manage the INV workload |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stations |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stations and detachments are critically undermanned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some have one or two people |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except senior ranks, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | One or two people in some locations |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How do we lose people every posting cycle? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told Chief of Joint Capabilities that JMPU would be a capable police force |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That things would be different this reform |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We get the largest budget |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that ADF Military Police have ever gotten |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We buy these new ballistic vests and silly belts |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and have no one to wear them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we don't know why people are leaving, we can't get them to stay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you telling me people are still leaving as we speak? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are receiving new discharge paperwork weekly |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The reform implementation team had years to get things on track |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They started in 2017 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This has been a disaster |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's like ADFIS from scratch all over again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the same stupid mistakes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The same outdated DFDA and policies |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just different coloured shoulder patches and fancy stickers on the patrol cars |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We basically copied the AFP cars but butchered their design |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The AFP even changed their design literally straight after we copied it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And why did we get rid of the ADFIS branding? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ADFIS was feared, everyone knew who they were |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that was such a waste |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damnit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We spend so much time trying to be fancy, we forget the basics |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why does it take months to get a report to a unit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | to say we're not even investigating anything |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's almost like we don't want to be taken seriously |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What an absolute joke |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I haven't told anyone about your AC853 yet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | MPs used to do real police work |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We used to chase AWOLs across the country |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Watchdogs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Weak, we've become |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now we just do workplace health and safety, and check first aid kits |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And let everyone else's unit tell us what to do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go and join CivPol |