| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reports are coming in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from all over the map |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | about the i9 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and i7 CPU lockups |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Power limits aren't being enforced |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just blame the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | motherboard vendors |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we can't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hardware Unboxed, Gamers Nexus |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | & JayzTwoCents ruled it out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you have an AMD CPU |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's a conspiracy against me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those channels aren't supposed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to openly blaspheme against intel |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want them punished severely |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry you have an i5 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those channels are all |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | bribed by secret AMD slush funds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and black ops run by the CIA |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The 7800X3D is more efficient |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you can prove anything with facts |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer the benchmarks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Benchmarks! I want propaganda |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | like AMD's Neanderthal |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | marketing department |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who use blatant facts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | about games nobody plays |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | like Cyberpunk 2077 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Assetto Corsa Competitione |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Call of Duty |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | who plays these? Stalin? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't intel marketing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | step up to the plate and pretend more convincingly? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | have I taught them nothing? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | about unhinged |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | rants about supposed |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AMD failings |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | in reviews that aren't even |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | about their products |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that's dedication |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can have my 5800X3D |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we are doomed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the Ryzen 9000 series |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | comes out soon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we could change our ratings |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to discount the scores |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | of X3D chips |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | under some pretext |
