| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2024 ORL season is complete |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the final was played here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Brampton just outside of Toronto |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Brampton Beavers were rematched against the Tavistock Trashpandas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Trashpandas won the regular season game in Stratford 66-6 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That game was on a dry rugby field |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I take it the Beavers emerged victorious |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tavistock |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tavistock won 36-28 and left with the league title and the cup |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and with half our field on their boots |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in the room who prefers rugby union kindly leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A DISGRACE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AN UTTER ABOMINATION |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we took out the defending Brantford Broncos in the semi final |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This was supposed to be our year. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the title was ours for the taking |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | did we not water the pitch enough? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is their first year playing rugby league |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is Matty Baron's fault |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | the rugby union plays tricked us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They spend more time on Instagram than on the practice field |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i've seen their Instagram |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | that Devon Olsen can't even grow facial hair |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and Mitch Talbot cant navigate to a coffee shop |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he's clueless where he's supposed to line up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | None of them get square at the tackle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why can't we kick converts like them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they knocked them over from all over the park |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | find me a new kicker, one who doesn't have two left feet |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i thought their short bench |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | was going to tire them out |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but our subs didn't want to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | get their white shirts muddy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even Goos's mum could see they were cluesless |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | everyone was more interested in getting |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the final whistle and in for a plate of samosas and chickpeas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And look at their Instagram. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They've got Justin Trudeau and Joe Rogan |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they have sea shanties |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we can't even do gifs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep it together nobody likes Trashpandas. Nobody. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | they're nothing but rodents |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that leave my garbage all over the the neighbourhood |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its not fair. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Beaver is our national animal |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We are the people's team. Everybody loves Beaver |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We live in the 905 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the boys ready for union |
