| 00:00 - 00:03 | We wanted to gate DC and |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To take back the scrolls |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We had David of the tower on seige |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fart and Slayhu we guarding the flanks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Funky greg and Miss squiggy were waiting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have the surrounded good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Kill them all to win |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader Kwispy Elden... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Elden |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Elden Lords signed in and we lost |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They had Artic on rush and scary pigeons |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any useless 20k health shitters get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DID WE LOOSE??!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE HAD SEIGE, 30 PLAYERS AND THUMBS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU USELESS CUNTS, WHAT WERE YOU DOING?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FOLLOWING THEM INTO THE PUB, CAVES? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's ok about miss squiggy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE NEED TO BAIT THEM TO US |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | USE OUR UNO REVERSE CARD AND THUMBS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOT DIE AND GIVE THEM THE HAMMER |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jorrqa had quad kills and olorims |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | QUAD KILL THEM! COLD FIRE THEM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kwispy, please they had vigors |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU USELESS CUNTS THEY STEAM ROLLED US |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE CAN'T EVEN KILL OPHIS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HOW MANY MORE "META" BUILDS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DO YOU NEED TO YOUTUBE TO LIVE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND WIN A 30 VS 10 PUSH?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | FAILING AT PULLS, GANKING AND BOMBS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | GETTING SPEARED AND JABBED TO DEATH |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHILE THEY DISCUSS YOGHURT FLAVOURS AND FURRYS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | JUST GROUP AND KILL THEM IN A PUSH |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | STRAWBERRY YOGHURT IS BITCH FLAVOUR |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | PEACH IS KING ALL ABOUT THE PEACH |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IM SICK OF THE MAP BEING BLUE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WE NEED TO DISTRACT KIBBS WITH PIZZA |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ORDER A FUCKING DOMINOS VEGITARIAN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE'RE BEING BEAT BY A VEGITARIAN LEADER |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | MAN DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW GOOD BACON IS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | YOU NEED TO OBLITERATE THEM ALL |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | GET PIXEL NUKES AND HYPEZ BACK TO YELLOW |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's not as bad as Anna Bananna |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't stand you AD shitters, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will go back and rejoin Elden Lords |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck you guys, DC ftw |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Your no match for their pigeons and shalks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want to have a good team unlike AD or EP |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they have Jakeyboi and sic |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck this shit im out |
