| 00:00 - 00:03 | We were attacked by a bug breach |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Shane died first |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then Stephen died over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I made an executive decision to run |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and I dropped a 500kg bomb here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what are you saying |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that it was an accident? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Mark |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stephen |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stephen said it was safe to throw |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didnt see you there |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I would like to speak alone with Shane, Stephen and Colin please |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking idiots |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am so angry you fucking idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We made a promise to uphold Democracy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Instead we failed the mission |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I asked you straight if |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | leave 8 was fine you said yes yes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Instead we have ballbags fucking about |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not one brought ammo buffs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Mark you also didnt bring it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck up liber-tea drinking spastic |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mark Iam sorry we really tried |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How about you try fucking up you cunt |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | level 8 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | are you all retarted? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You have 999 friendly damage |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while Shane has 6 accidentals |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I long for competent helldivers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Once who are democratic not spastic |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and can complete simple tasks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im going to orbital strike my cock |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | inside each of your arseholes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am democratic I live for super earth |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | spreading democracy to all lands |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | while you faggots |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fight over being the shittest divers ever seen |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Id have more success with blind players |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How can I look Colleen in the eye |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | when she finds out we lost |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | because of you 3 fucking pricks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Colleen I promise |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its time to uninstall |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | or at least lower the difficulty |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | level 3 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dont go alone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Stay with me going forward and Colin do not use the flamethrower |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stephen stop dying so easily |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shane stop team killing |
