| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Brian, we have arrived at round 9 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and this week... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you face The Paul Stanleys |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However we believe that with the right trades |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you might beat them for the first time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely I've beaten them before |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That Paul Stanley is one of the worst coaches of all time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We uhhh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've gone through your entire Supercoach history |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you've never actually defeated the Paul Stanleys |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone out of the room, except for Van Zandt, Lofgren, Bittan and Lopez |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 2024 and we still haven't beaten them!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Round 9 and we're still not ready!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Paul Stanleys, my NEMESIS, loom over the horizon, and here we are, ranked 35,000th! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was once a top 20,000 coach but that was years ago! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now I'm haunted by the ghost of past glories |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and these god damned Paul Stanleys... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're like a bad omen I can't shake off! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We're 19th in the Sh!ttalkers league... OUT OF 20 TEAMS!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Brian, it's not that bad, you're equal with Brenton and above Roger |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Roger is 103 years old and hasn't checked his team since 1995! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Roger is a good man, please go easy on him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is a disgrace! and my players, JHF, Zac Williams, Fyfe |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | all SPUDDING IT UP every chance they get! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tom Green, injured with a measly 5 points |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bevo's Bullfrog shenanigans have also cost us dearly! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not to mention I forgot how to loophole players! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Darcy Williams' 126 points, WASTED on the bench! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This happens week after week after week!!! I have become a laughing stock! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the advice from all of these SuperCoach "gurus" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Abdul and Peter K... they might as well be serving up Greek and Turkish dishes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They should give me some baklava! Not player trade tips! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had Nic Martin. Now I can't afford him! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Never trust a man in face paint! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | that little bastard... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bruce Springsteen is still rocking out and he's 3 years older than the prick! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and that SELLOUT cuts a "hologram" deal with the ABBA!? PATHETIC! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So many talented Swedes... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Hives, Europe, The Cardigans, Bo Kaspers Orkester... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but nooo, Stanley cuts a deal with those talentless hacks, ABBA!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. I too believe Abba's lyrics cut deep |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Listen to me... I've gone way off topic again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This game truly has driven me coco bananas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dud trade after dud trade |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Failed loopholes every week. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All of RTSS takes pity on me ever since I joined. I am like the special needs child of the group |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...but at least I know baklava is actually from Armenia |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Reverse my trades again... |
