| 00:00 - 00:03 | Rab,Everyone is here, Theyre putting their bags on the bus |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will be going Dublin, Holyhead then onto Blackpool |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That Wanker Ricky is late to take this lot to Blackpool |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In defence of these idiots they are taking craps in the league office before they leave |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And well have a pish stop in the KFC Banbridge |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ill have to get the fixtures upldoad |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And get Gazza to upload these onto comet |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rab, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Theres a problem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Were hearing Lawrence is back refereeing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we understand his knees are fucked |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This cant be happening, Liam G-Mac Halliday leave us alone |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is not what i preferred |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you need to understand that this isnt fair |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | hes gonna have to do 5 a sides now |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and wont move of the half way line now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | its ok Arleen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then he'll be wanting ice |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | yous can stick together and think this is ok |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | all i wanted was a friday night in the bingo hall |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rab but what about the devinish |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No chance he cant even get a hard on |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | rab i can see his under carriage |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He not a spice boy like Miskimmin |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | hes full of air |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he licks dicking around |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he said hell do 11 a sides,7 a sides |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | realistically hes talking garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | next he'll be using Tony Fiorgiones spray |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and we think hes gay but has a wife but we think hes talking shite |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | its hard to undertsand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | even though he sent a data breach email out to everyone |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its not really fair on me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ill have to bring him hes a good friend |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ive cleared it with Robert |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | thats right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ill have to say to Arleen to open his trousers for him |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | its more shots now have to ordered |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | his knees are fucked |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but he can take charge of a 5 A Side game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | see the thought of it could end up in a pool of blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Arleen were together |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | id prefer them to thinks hes a pro |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its gonna take him about and hour to get to shenanigans tonight |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | all the stops |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the drinks is still on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i can see him now later on wanting to buck the hole of Simon when he take the blue tablet |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | on the Jagermiesters and coke |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | double vodka and red bull aswell |
