| 00:00 - 00:03 | Cole's team dropped 222 points |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on his little gay friend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Dean and Brad also won |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | limiting Cole's lead to one |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with two weeks remaining. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Head to head determines winner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and Cole has to play Dean still. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Commissioner, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cole Palmer, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cole Palmer's actually a really good player. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Like, really good. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leaves except Dean, Danny, Grimm, Henry, and Brad. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We vetoed that trade! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe we vetoed that fucking trade! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He gave us his balls in a vice grip. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Cole fucking Palmer |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bowl cut stack of shit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Pep is about to win his |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | fourth league in a row |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you're talking about Cole fucking Palmer. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Arsenal can still win the league- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Dean, nobody believes you. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My commissioner, Haaland is in a slump. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You said that, before he scored four goals. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You dipshit bossman. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Honest to God, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would rather let Grimm's CTE-fueled |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | autistic retardation win the league. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we're sitting here, with our thumbs up our asses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with the possibility of a Cole fantasy victory outside of our control. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just the thought is making me sick. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to have to ignore the discord for the rest of that cripple's life. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's all over. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was my deam. The dream of my life to win this league. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now I can't even rely on Brad. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck's sake. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Five weeks ago he offered me Palmer for Son, and I don't know who's dumber |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | him for offering it, or me for denying it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We let him fill the 8th spot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with another absolute genius |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | who's somehow worse than Nick. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Garces, it's not your fault you're an idiot. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What's next? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Danny to finish fourth? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | More elmo gifs? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What does Troy think? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Man City are formally convicted, you bet your sweet ass |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that nullifies the league. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you Henry. |
