| 00:00 - 00:03 | Why is every ghost hunting video so bad? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Just look… this is a script! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It’s all just so bullshit… |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I’m just gonna say it, they all suck. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is pretty weird why they’re fake… |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, It is… |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I heard there’s a new channel… |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It’s called “Ghost Dicks” |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s supposed to be good |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Like, really good… |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Maybe we should watch it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I don’t believe that… |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT IS CRAZY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ABSOLUTELY NOT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NO WAY IN HELL IS THERE A REAL GHOST HUNTING CHANNEL! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT’S ABSURD! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT’S PROBABLY ALL FAKE… AND SCRIPTED!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BULLSHIT!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT IS FUCKING ABSURDITY!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR EVEN SUGGESTING IT AS A POSSIBILITY!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Just listen to me, you damned manchild… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU ARE FULL OF FUCKING SHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hand me my laptop. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What, so I can watch it and PROVE YOUR ASS WRONG?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID MOTHER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU DUMB FUCKING MORON |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I know damn well that it’s fake! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And you can’t prove me wrong… |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No matter how hard that you try… |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | NOTHING can convince me otherwise… |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I know this is just like ghost adventures… |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | OR FUCKING SHANE DAWSON |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND GOD DAMN SAM AND COLBY |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | FUCKING SAM AND COLBY |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THEY CAN- |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY CAN STOP FUCKING CREATING CONTENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | FUCK SAM AND COLBY FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | …I- I mean, I guess it does sound hella cool… |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe sometime I could watch it… |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | M-maybe I should… |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s pretty cool… |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It sounds cool… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Like… really cool |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | …by a lot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it sounds cool as fuck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it’s called ghost dicks? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that’s a dumb name… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i like it |
