| 00:00 - 00:03 | crypto army here and here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | bitcoiners and degens |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they are moving in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we can't isolate them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they're using self custody |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | whorren has failed me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that idiot goonsler too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they win |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | crypto bros are strong |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they have laser eyes too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | them who advised I buy bitcoin leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | why didnt you let me buy in at 18k |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I had dry powder ready at 18k |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you said it would go to zero |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | kill em with KYC you said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | red candles everywhere |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FUD left right and center |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and still they buy the fucking dip |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | blowing up FTX a waist of time |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir they used NFTs and funny memes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fuck NFTs and that pepe |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | not just pepe they have satoshis |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | satoshis, I could've had some satoshis |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or even ethereum |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'd have paid the high fucking gas fees |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | now..I'm a no coiner |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because you said FIAT is better |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | you said buy GOLD |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | meanwhile bitcoin is mooning Saylor is laughing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and doge buyers are driving lambos |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not to mention Harry and his fucking ETFs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm REKT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they rugged me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | crypto twitter is laughing at me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | now they've finished me off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with fluffy fucking wif |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and popcats |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I really wanted dogwifhat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but you said no to that too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | one trader turned 465 into 4 million |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK I have some Sol |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have no option |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | set up a X account |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ask Elon to let me in |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll buy some Dogecoin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | even the low cap shitters out there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll buy em all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll fucking HODL |
