| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been hacked in these 4 places. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our computers could be |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Infected with a Gingivitis computer virus |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All these computers are now showing Agent Andy on the screen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | every time the boot up there is a red background.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do like I said. Call Beast in South Africa. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He has the technology to fix. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well there is a small tiny issue- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We called GB. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We called Mumbai against your wishes. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | GB has access to them all now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you cant yodel, say CUNT in 3 languages, you need to leave now & dont slam the door. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I warned you not to deal with him. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave 100% clear instructions. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Your ignorant fear of scary spiders & big snakes has |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | now causes us to see his ginger head |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | every morning when I want to see |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Smiling faces like Claire, Phixie or ViBob. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You'll end up hearing things like "Im recording that!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then you bitch about getting shot through a wall. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I saw that video he was shot through concrete. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's lag you whinging bastards. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But please consider this possibility. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How about you consider the possibility of having your ringtone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | say butt butt ding ding. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe you'd like a Mexican hat dance? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ive lost all my photos and great sayings Ive collected. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tell me how to explain this to our overlord Lotus. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where will I look when I need to insult someone? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I recall only 1 or 2 great ones like "go fuck your mother" & Shoot the host & Il'l kick you. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had the prettiest Welsh sheep on that drive. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cant be offered some Irish pig in her place. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those photos cannot be replaced. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They were the light of my life. Each day I look at those faces. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They were some of the best insults too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even Thorium's page didnt compare to my collection. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When I find out who did this you will pay! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You will be sent to Capetown for the duration of this assault. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It will be worse than being isolated in Estonia. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You'll be forced to eat Biltong from a donkeys ass. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Youd wish you had an Estonian A. Le Coq to wash it down. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep it together, A. Le coq is a good beer. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Andy on my home screen! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least it isnt Unicorn. What the fuck is a unicorn anyway?I need a holiday. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Too much pressure being host. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is to relax with friends. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Anyone still have Woody's phone number? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He has said time & again that I could holiday with him. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Milking the bulls will be fun. |
