| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I did mention this was supposed to be casual, you're all a bit overdressed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Let's pretend "Berlin" is "Bernie". |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to plan a surprise for "Berlin" , let him know we love him. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But do it in a way for "Berlin" that is not super-gay. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can we use balloons? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like balloons. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well.....balloons are... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sort of... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Balloons are super-gay, no other way to say it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That'd be pretty gay, not gonna lie. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | alright then... we'll just have to do this the old fashioned way, some of you get ou |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I fucking love Bernie!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That magnificent son-of-a-bitch, Bernie!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Like really love him! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those windowlickers outside probably don't understand... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ya, I mean you and your tight fucking hair buns! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bernie is a solid guy. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They dont make 'em like that anymore! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of you little bitches even measure up! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hey, that's not fair, just cuz I fooled around with dudes back in college... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck do you know, I'm talking about real, plutonic manly love. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Oh c'mon, I love him too... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You have to say it like you mean it, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not with some little wink... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or stare at his package when he wears his dress pants... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or trying to grab his wanker when you've had a few beers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No, you say "I love you Bernie" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Get well soon, Bernie!"- I mean I don't even talk to my little blond girlfriend like this... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...She's probably wondering " what the fuck has gotten in to him" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to do keep this shit up.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No, you just gotta look angry, wave your hands around and say it like you mean it.... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to fuckin sit down now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is all very confusing, I'm kinda aroused.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and you pricks caused all this... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just wanted balloons, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just wanted a few fuckin balloons... keep it simple... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Maybe send him a stripper-gram... but Wendy would probably get mad at me. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you all made me do it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Say "I love you Bernie" - the old fashioned German way! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope your happy! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok, this is how Germs express their love |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Emotions take a lot out of me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My tummy is upset, I feel like I have to poop |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is your tummy upset too? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now my butthole tickles a little |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm just going to site here a minute, I might have shit myself a little |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's the last thing Bernie needs right now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ya, no - I think I did |
