StarVault | Henrik | Status Quo
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I love this game, but it's got many... many flaws..
So i made this to keep me laughing through the pain..
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | The playerbase was in decline |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we were running out of cash |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We weren't even close to finishing the game |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | People complaining about bugs and consistent client crashes |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We started charging $15/mo without fixing any of the issues |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | These fools are paying it too |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | $15 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Some of these fools are even paying for multiple accounts |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | $15 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | On top of that, we haven't fixed a single issue since subs started and we broke many creature spawns |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We're also releasing combat polish under the guise of "content" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And using assets from shops and getting away with calling it content as well |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And we assure them we're working |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Even though we have no idea what we're doing |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Wait till you hear the best part |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I mentioned that an MMO needs at least 1,000 players |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | $15 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And we barely peak that on weekends |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It's as if we can spit in their mouths |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and the players believe it's gumdrops and lemon drops! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We keep adding assets in the game |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and getting away with repacking it as "content" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And they just keep paying us! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It's actually quite alarming... |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I'm somewhat worried about their mental health.. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but we're getting paid so... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | $15 a month |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Triple A studios with 10x the amount of content |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | are charging the same rate and have a world you can explore unimpeded |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | $15 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Our playerbase gatekeeps content |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | from one another and griefs noobs |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And they continue to wonder why no one wants to play |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | the game they've invested so much into over the years |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Items in game have no value since the veterans have everything they need |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So what's the end game? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Defeating the login boss |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The true end game is farming outlaws nonstop |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Trying to get rings for people to sell on playerauctions |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | that you can't loot in a "full loot" game |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Oh so it isn't "full" loot |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh no, it never was, we have capes and jewelry you can't even touch that are worth thousands of gold |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We even have legacy items that are next to impossible for new players to acquire |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and it's extremely unfair and should be taken out of the game |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | but no one on the team knows how to overwrite old items |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | so these noobs never stand a chance anyways |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | cause we don't know how to do our jobs |