| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll start the night with a few pints in the Shebeen |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then we'll hit Murts for last call |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Maureen Trasher will pick us up at Banks corner |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can all squeeze into the backseat and... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll be home and hosed by 1am at the latest |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lovely stuff lads. We might swing by Vaidas van too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get a dirty burger for the road home |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Vaidas... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Vaidas is after closing the chip van for good |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We'll just have to go to chicken zone instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody willing to get chicken zone instead, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking joking me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First Kevys burns down and now this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And those fucking clowns are willing to eat chicken zone? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Their curry sauce is shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The chicken looks it was caught in Fertha drive |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And the chips? No fucking comparison |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You might as well go to Chin Fong |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For fuck sake lads |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can always go to Apache can't we? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Apache? Do you think I'm made of fucking money? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We don't have to get pizza, just side orders |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not walking to the market house |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For wedgies and chicken strips |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They don't even give you enough dips with those |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why the fuck is the van after closing? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They were the only decent chipvan in south Kerry |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It had a great location |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Halfway between the Eastend bars and the bars on the main street |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now we're left with Chicken zone |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have to walk from Murts back the town for subpar food |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We can't even stop for a pint in the Fertha beforehand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is ridiculous |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What do they expect us to do now? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Go home with nothing? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No burger or chips? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No lovely battered cod with the tartar sauce? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No goujons, with the aromat sprinkled on top? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What will we eat? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Herself can't even make beans on toast |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't mind that bollocks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We should have seen it coming |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No chipper lasts long in this town |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nobody supports them anymore |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They're all healthy vegan gluten free shite |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It wasn't always that way |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I remember the Wimpy. Arcade games in the back, chipper up front |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The town is fucked. |
