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Only a Bus Stop in Norfolk. The joys of non league football.

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00:00 - 00:03We have some news for you my Chairman.
00:04 - 00:05People are saying all
00:05 - 00:07you own is a Bus stop in
00:08 - 00:12Norfolk and the few supporters you still have
00:12 - 00:15all have more fingers than they should.
00:17 - 00:19Let me think about this
00:19 - 00:21Will this affliction stop them....
00:24 - 00:26...yes Mr Chairman. They
00:27 - 00:28will no longer be able
00:31 - 00:33To put their hands in their pockets or
00:34 - 00:36Hold the The Begging Bowl.
00:53 - 00:58Clear the room of all the volunteers. Only the inner circle to remain.
01:13 - 01:15This can't be right!
01:15 - 01:17After all I've done,
01:18 - 01:23All I've achieved all by myself.
01:25 - 01:28All the offers I've put on the table!
01:29 - 01:31Who's to blame for this?
01:31 - 01:34Someone has to take the fall.
01:34 - 01:37Start by sacking all paid staff!
01:37 - 01:40That will mess up their Christmas!
01:40 - 01:42But...the Children
01:42 - 01:46The children already get reduced addmission
01:46 - 01:48But the children and their fingers
01:48 - 01:52Are reduced prices not enough? Next the will be
01:53 - 01:54wanting hot dogs at
01:56 - 01:57reasonable prices.....
01:57 - 02:00....clean toilets and me to
02:00 - 02:03personally welcome people to the ground.
02:04 - 02:08I know these are not the brightest of people
02:08 - 02:13but why are they not capable of grasping the most simple of things?
02:14 - 02:16I am their Saviour their Benefactor.
02:17 - 02:21Without me, they would end up with a Club playing pub football!
02:27 - 02:29No ambition but able to pay the bills.
02:30 - 02:34Its me that brings the success.
02:34 - 02:36Not Culverhouse or Widdrington.
02:41 - 02:42Its me that will bring
02:43 - 02:47League football to Kings Lynn
02:48 - 02:53Its my name that all the six finger children
02:54 - 02:56will sing in the streets
02:56 - 02:59and at League grounds all over the country.
03:00 - 03:02Jose is not the only Special one!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry it will all blow up soon.
03:14 - 03:16Pathetic little people
03:19 - 03:23Pathetic Reporters
03:25 - 03:26And this T Rust.
03:31 - 03:33Who and where is he?
03:40 - 03:46Where is he hiding all that money that I should have in my hands.
03:46 - 03:49My little group of friends will tell
03:53 - 03:56Everything is safe with me.