Bill Mitchell's Downfall.

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DeSantis Campaign manager Bill Mitchell finds out Ron DeSantis has dropped out of the 2024 GOP Primary.

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00:00 - 00:03Uh, Bill?
00:04 - 00:05News just came in.
00:05 - 00:07After looking at both New Hampshire and South Carolina,
00:08 - 00:12Ron DeSantis has decided that no amount of lifts,
00:12 - 00:15will help him win the GOP primary.
00:17 - 00:19That's fake news paid for by Trump shills,
00:19 - 00:21Ron will run the table.
00:24 - 00:26Bill...
00:27 - 00:28Governor DeSantis...
00:31 - 00:33Has dropped out of the race and endorsed Donald J Trump for President.
00:34 - 00:36I imagine he will be campaigning for him soon.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who voted for Donald J Trump in 2016 and 2020, get the fuck out.
01:13 - 01:15Are you fistfucking my ass, right now?
01:15 - 01:17You're litterally fisting me in the ass!
01:18 - 01:23I promised to quit Twitter if Ron lost!
01:25 - 01:28It's my only sources of revenue for plastic surgery!
01:29 - 01:31I look amazing now!
01:31 - 01:34All those Trumptards are going to be laughing at me.
01:34 - 01:37Trump isn't a conservative.
01:37 - 01:40How the fuck could this happen?
01:40 - 01:42Trump's support is overwhelming.
01:42 - 01:46Those people are retarded faggots.
01:46 - 01:48President Trump has the loyalty of the voters.
01:48 - 01:52You should make a jerk off motion when you say that.
01:53 - 01:54Loyalty? Trump lost to Biden.
01:56 - 01:57It was the most fortified election in history.
01:57 - 02:00Biden wins against everyone except Ron DeSantis.
02:00 - 02:03CNN told me so.
02:04 - 02:08Pedro Gonzales is probably going to kill himself.
02:08 - 02:13Assuming he isn't deported first.
02:14 - 02:16I might kill myself because Comrade Stump was right all along.
02:17 - 02:21God damn it, Ron Desantis with all his stupid facial expressions.
02:27 - 02:29How can you even make faces like that,
02:30 - 02:34without simultaneously
02:34 - 02:36shitting your pants and ejaculating.
02:41 - 02:42What am I supposed to do now?
02:43 - 02:47Back that stupid bitch Nikki Haley?
02:48 - 02:53I'll look like a fucking asshole.
02:54 - 02:56I sold my Polaris Slingshot,
02:56 - 02:59and gave the money to the DeSantis campaign.
03:00 - 03:02I gave up being a cool guy.
03:04 - 03:07He really did love that Slingshot.
03:14 - 03:16I may have shilled too close to the sun.
03:19 - 03:23I just wanted to be one of the great poltical influencers,
03:25 - 03:26on twitter.
03:31 - 03:33Now I'm a joke.
03:40 - 03:46Somebody figure out how to delete my twitter.
03:46 - 03:49I'm a fucking boomer who doesn't know how.
03:53 - 03:56Time to die.