The Downfall of CumB
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Actual footage filmed inside CumB's Westbury NY Tiki Bunker.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The fans have finally had enough CumB |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've reported you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Medi-Cal Fraud Elder Abuse |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and flagged your Twitch, Youtube, StreamElements and Discord |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your admin privileges on Reddit are gone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send Garrett and Danko |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to simp and drum up support |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr CumB |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Garrett |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Garrett is getting afraid |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Of losing his military pension |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Then send Jim to call up Will Cablk at once |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've become the Lolcow! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not Perry; I'm the Lolcow! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Diapers! The Taser! The Zip Ties! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can't the fans see my genius |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have they not heard After Hours?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have they not heard my impressions? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Best. Jedi. Ever. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Grandma Robin; That's me! Need I go on?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr CumB the likes are dwindling |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I need Perry's money for my Tiki Bar! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr CumB you've angered Bisconte |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck him, Steel Toe and The Wet Spot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not fair! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even CharNuts and Ally |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Are thinking of jumping off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | this sinking ship like two huge rats |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Can't Larry Hofman make some ferret videos?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Surely there are some Hail Satan comments we can run or Rappin Randy?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Have they forgotten Pottstown so soon?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm like Stuttering John now and Reddit's my Shuli Network |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The fans bitch and bark |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't they see my strength? That I choked out Perry? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can't they see I'm a true alpha? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the insurance... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Redditors are getting wise to my life insurance scam! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It hasn't paid out yet and Medi-Cal is snooping around |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe I'll go back to blogging |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I know a LOT about Morrissey and the Mets! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't get me started on Star Wars |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | CharNuts, surely you can do better? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's all hopeless now... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The funniest contributors have defected |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I don't know |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who is spying in Discord |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I might have to delete Patreon myself to beat them to the punch |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Medi-Cal wouldn't guess I'd do that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Don and Mole |