| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we can bring the plane into Berlin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | plenty of airports |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then drive to Munich |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | for the medicals and unveiling |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of our new centre back! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You say it "Dragusin"? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want to mispronounce it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Hairner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dragusin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dragusin said no to our offer. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He went to Tottenham, so we're signing Eric Dier. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Not Dragusin, Eric Dier? That is... not what I ordered. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dragusin's signing was an order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who is, that he dare resist our offer? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our ITKs lied to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We are Bayern Munich! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We sign who we want, whenever we want!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And if they try and say no, we insist! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Hoeness, please be reasonable- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are INVINCIBLE in the transfer market! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Hoeness, even the very biggest teams- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's all Harry Kane's fault. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's still in that hotel! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He wanted a friend to talk to! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He spent YEARS scoring all those goals |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with their fans saying he was as good as Lewandowski |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and when we give him the chance to prove it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | this is how he repays us! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He should be grateful to play for us! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They all should be grateful! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are Bayern Munich. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why would anyone turn us down? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It was probably that Australian... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Called him "mate". |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If only our manager had a fraction of his charisma! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He can't even shake hands properly. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the way we play in matches |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | is not a patch on Angeball! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They defend on the halfway line! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Thomas, he doesn't mean it... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need one of their own |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to score from our halfway line to make any headlines. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This Eric Dier... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sign him. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It will satisfy Kane, and he may bring a little of that Australian magic with him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because now we have to accept that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tottenham are the more attractive team... |
