Skel's form guide
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A form guide for this year's tour, brought to you by Skel after studying the guide
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, this year’s Cunry Cup is at the South Coast, and we’ve made some changes. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This year there is a four-way contest between Country, City, Coast, and Pakistan. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Gaysie, Chase and Seyi have some form and cannot be discounted as possibles. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Chambers has flashes of brilliance, as does Lucio, but the rest of the field... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | CJ still thinks he can win, even after 6 beers and a power nap. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Call himself “Par 5” |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Par 5! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | You should have seen his face when TA told him he was playing for Pakistan! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Par 5! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He thought it was a joke, until Pommy was named Captain. The Champ went postal! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I mean, he is still better than most, |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But he keeps talking a massive game, especially around “power fades.” |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Wait for that 6th beer. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | He literally pisses just off the green! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Mid-putt, mid-drive – he doesn’t care! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He needs a leash for that slug! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We’ve put AJ and TA in his room as well with a guitar and a harmonica |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He will be homicidal by Saturday! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Listening to AJ and TA talk GPS and rowing |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | While he tries to find a Tinder solution. In fucking Narooma! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | It gets better. We’re going to replace his water bottle with a lime UDL |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He will be retarded by the 12th |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We can prop him up against something and get on the cans |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Seriously though, I think he will struggle against the competition this year |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Especially with Chase and Gaysie in form |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | TA, Pommy and Spam are no chance. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Lucio is a massive dark horse. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | No.6 is playing, but hasn’t been a contender for some time. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He is a cheating scumbag from city anyway! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | We're all terrible. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | We’ll be… |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | We’ll be… |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We’ll be lucky if we’re allowed on the course |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Everyone will be so gassed from the night before |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | No-one will be hitting under double bogeys. We play terrible golf! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Pick for best on ground? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Luke and Berents |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They are biblical on the gas! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | No prospect of Mouse giving them a run for their money. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Danger traded all his man cards for Guava Cruisers years ago. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is anyone else coming? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Grammar fags have a knitting festival to go to, |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and Buff Mouse may make an appearance, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It will be a fantastic weekend. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | “Edo is a chance” |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | “Pedro has been practising putting, so he will be sharp.” |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I hope that was sufficient for the form guide. See you there. |