| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ned, SFOM has blocked off the tiles around the hive and all gold |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | AZOG and Luther are on SC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | …but so far they are only fighting each other |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were told MajorDik runs SFOM now but our scouts show KING41 is still R5 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we hit a Level 12 KUD fort in response |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | WOLFY is the real problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I solo’ed his main but lost 500k T5 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ned, your fifteenth 7w21 alt is also zeroed… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And Wiz forgot her shield |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wolf zeroed her |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But she only had 75k T3 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who are actually my blow up dolls can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Crikey mates! Menipulashions! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All I wanted was for WOLFY to love me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the greatest WAP player of all time! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 98% of my kills are in my own state! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just be glad it wasn’t you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have kept 41 afloat on my own this entire time! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I backdoor surprised so many naked forts in SvS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Don’t they understand it is for state points?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could mention Burger King on SC again? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why have we recruited all of the autist savants to 7w21 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Luther says Mice will join us! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I want those geriatric fucks? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They only wake up when SFOM wins us our gold! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And don’t get me started on SWAK |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those traitors! I taught Swacker, Havoc, and Ihoewa all that they know! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I scouted Xtric8 for 9 hours straight and still he plays! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will have to resort to selling kills for GBs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then all of State 41 will be sorry, then they will understand! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ned was their savior all along! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then I won’t hear more of their whining about being attacked during fort events |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Perhaps I was too kind |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Perhaps my love is too strong for then |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If only they would embrace me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hold me close against them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just let our bodies talk, no words |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then we could be understood, and then WOLFY would let me in SFOM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Instead I have to go back to Wiz |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the sounds of squeaky latex that ring in my ears |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you have any idea how lonely it is at night? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t cry Wiz, he’s just drinking again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will go to 37 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Surely they will remember me there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell them about schfoem |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They will hail me as the greatest WAP general of all time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then SFOM will learn. WOLFY, Durhoo, Midge and even Boss |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will recruit the old states to 41 to join 7w21 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So long as they don’t call me a spring chicken again |
