| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is an emergency meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | storm babet is here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | our stations are flooded |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we are overstretched severely, we have no resource |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we need more pumps also |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | who do we have avaliable? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | call everyone we have in |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | we only have |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | keiran shanks |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shanks is doing all he can |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but he is not enough |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | youve got to fucking joking |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That useless hibs diddy |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the whole nation underwater |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and we have that daft bastard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we are a laughing stock |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | people are going to die |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he couldnt fit a nut in a monkeys mouth |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we should have kept him at weirs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | scotland will be underwater by sunday |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | his little brother is with him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | that useless bastard aswell? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he's handy with the spanners boss |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | we only hired him for comedy value |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ROBBIE DUDDY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | fucking degenerated family |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he hasnt been the same since amsterdam |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the response squad is no longer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i cannot beleive it has come to this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that shanks bastard playing football manager |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | whilst innocent people die |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | daniel kelly will not be happy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we will lose every contract |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this is a disaster. the end of us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i can picture it just now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | that diddy shanks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | driving round in his van |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | singing the fucking proclaimers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or whole of the moon |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | can you beleive this |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | people dying everywhere |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i love whole of the moon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | and god help is deacon blue come on |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the companies future |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | in keiran shanks hands |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | in shanks we must trust |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we must have faith in him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the last line of the response squad |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | god bless the response squad |
