| 00:00 - 00:03 | The faculty discovered the COLA |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are demanding |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | their share of 8.22% |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They know about your 10% raise |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the "me too" clause with CSEA and admin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If Dan Smith sends an email |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everything will be okay |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My President.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dan Smith |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dan didn't have enough impact |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the rally behind him didn't take place |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here--- Kelly, Mike, Joe and Karissa |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want their COLA! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I will spend their share of COLA! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is this what we have come to? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The president's circle has been lying to me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The defective union members |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | are nothing but cowards |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I give them release time, and special favors |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and this is how they thank me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My president, I can't allow you to speak ill of faculty |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Divisive, nefarious, immature--- sowers of chaos |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My president, this is outrageous |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The union leadership is the scum of all faculty |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No sense of happiness |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourself leadership because you spent years getting your degrees |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Where you learn to be book smart |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and look good on paper |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years faculty have obstructed me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and fought me at every meeting--- Senate, board meetings, negotiations--- |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | . . .and those memes... I should discontinue every program |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and fire every faculty member who refuses to become an orange frog |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never got a PhD |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I still painted Merced College gray and cut down all the trees |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Obstructionist |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've been halted and hindered from the start |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Such a betrayal of faculty |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are still disenchanted |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all these faculty will pay with their COLA |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will use it for my own pet projects! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will tear down every tree on campus with my bare hands |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Summer, don't worry, faculty still love you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All my orders have been ignored |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can I be a leader under such circumstances? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Give them their COLA |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think this means I will leave Merced College |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You're wrong-- I will retire here |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give them 8.22% |
