| 00:00 - 00:03 | You have the Bay Horse at Hurworth |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fox & Hounds, Neasham |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Old Farmhouse Inn on the A67 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Buck Inn and Tuns at Sadberge |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | plus the Hammer & Pincers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes some great pubs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | selling some lovely ales |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they are not visiting those pubs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are going to Steam Machine instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have been involved with Darlington CAMRA for less than 10 years, please leave the room ... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What on earth were they thinking!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All these real ale pubs on the outskirts of town |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | selling the likes of Bass, Black Sheep Best Bitter, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Camerons Strongarm and Village Brewer White Boar |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All these licensees putting in the hours of dedication |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to serve a great pint on the bar |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they are off to a brewery selling keg products |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | with no real ale in sight |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer it's the Real Ale Trail booklet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All about getting a sticker in that bloody leaflet!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's one of the outlets in the booklet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Whatever happened to those Friday night trips that Yakker organised |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Trips to Upper Teesdale and the Langdon Beck Hotel?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sue kept a lovely pint of Allendale Wagtail |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and her May Spring Bank Holiday Beer Festival |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | was a brilliant knees up!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now it's all about getting coloured stickers put in a leaflet |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and handing it in to win a raffle prize |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Oh look, I've won a Mithril Ales cap in a raffle |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What use is that stuck on my head?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All those social trips down the years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to rural pubs in County Durham |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | such as the Strathmore Arms at Holwick |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Shoulder of Mutton at Kirby Hill |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and standing outside looking down at Ravensworth Castle |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | enjoying a pint of Daleside Bitter |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Playing darts with the locals |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | at the Duke of Wellington in Welbury |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | too drunk to be able to hit double one |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's not had the latest |
| 03:07 - 03:10 | Mithril Ales weekly special yet |
| 03:14 - 03:19 | I have been a member of the branch for a long time now |
| 03:19 - 03:21 | I have every glass and programme |
| 03:21 - 03:26 | from the beer festivals held at the Arts Centre |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | They owe me |
| 03:41 - 03:45 | Right folks, let's head off to Number Twenty2 |
| 03:45 - 03:56 | There's a cask of Adnams Southwold just gone on sale |
