| 00:00 - 00:05 | So let me tell you a right old barney |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this fella, fearless leader. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He says "Can't stop, we must go" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "I don't want to know the problems, we're building today." |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Behind the scenes I'm thinking "the fuck you are, sunshine!" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I sent an email that asked if he thought he needed extra documents and he didn't respond. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I followed up a month later and was told to say out of it |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Then I get an email the week after and he says he needs it urgently |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Urgent he says! holding it all up |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Can't do anything without these important documents |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Its going to hold everything up and we need consistency |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I said "fuck your schedule!" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Get a load of this ass clown |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I've seen smarter tree stumps |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Then he got questioned |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | in a meeting from project management |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They wanted to know |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "hey what have you been using |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | for your documentation on site?" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Captain jackass says "I just got fish out some document from where ever |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and I whore that document |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I wipe my ass with your due process!" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But really, this is no laughing matter |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The project manager was angry now |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He said "so you don't really know |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | what it is you're actually building?" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | and this donkey scrotum says |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "yep, that's right. I haven't a clue" |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He's really got no idea |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | not the foggiest |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | . |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But this is the best part |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He says |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "I can't slow down now, schedule to be met!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I'm just amazed this guy isn't outside eating dirt he's so stupid |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | . |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Then he complains |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | "I don't know why everything keeps changing. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | No more changes!" |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But he doesn't realise that PLM is not static |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You can still make undocumented changes? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Shit yeah, log straight in |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | update whatever you fucking like |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and they don't know it until its too late |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | (I'm going to change that cunt next week) |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | (just because I can) |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I fucking love this job |
