Ron Trades AJ Brown
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Ron trades away AJ Brown, gives the Shoonverse hope at reviving their season.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | First, we'll target Kupp |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Have him reaggravate his hamstring injury |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Start with a questionable timetable for return |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And ultimately, he is placed on IR. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then, a Week 1 injury to Diontae Johnson. He will also hit IR. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is genius. The Shoonverse will lose both his top receivers. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He won't be able to replace them, and will start the season 0-5. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Shoonverse acquired.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Shoonverse acquired a RB on waivers that has never started an NFL game... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And then traded him to Ron for the #4 WR from 2022, AJ Brown. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out but Ron, and whatever idiots are advising Ron on trades. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They said you had won two fantasy championships! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought it might be a fluke. It had to be. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They insisted you knew what you were doing! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now you go 0-2, and you just trade away AJ Brown? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Because you have Davante Adams? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is Jimmy the Greek still throwing him the ball? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did Jimmy learn how to throw a ball? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have you seen what the Shoonverse will look like in Week 6? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He still has Russell Wilson at QB. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Until he uses his insane depth to trade for a better QB! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I promise you I will not trade him Trevor Lawrence. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody wants Trevor Lawrence! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You've ruined everything! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He'll win this week! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And then he'll keep winning! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And soon, do you know what he'll have? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Kupp, AJ Brown, and Diontae Johnson!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you will have Jerry Ford? Jimmy Ford? What's his name? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A speculative value based solely on predictions |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | because he hasn't actually started a game yet! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You've given him new life. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A path out of his disastrous start that I orchestrated. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The ability to compete for the Tiki when his team is healthy! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 2019, Ron. 2019. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That's the last time the Shoonverse made the playoffs! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But all you cared about was panic trading away last year's #4 fantasy receiver. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why, exactly? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | None of that matters after two bad weeks in 2023? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now Harry Ford is better?!?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It was stupid, I'm sorry, Emily. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Shoonverse will fight their way back... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll probably be 3-2 heading into Week 6 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All the receivers will be back... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He'll find a way to trade out of Russell Wilson at QB. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You'll probably pick him up on waivers to back up Trevor Lawrence. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because you see value where it doesn't exist, don't you? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You big, smelly idiot. |