| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, about Goebbels' Retro |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Distribution problems |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But they're definitely in the shipping containers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And will be here any decade now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Post on Social Media |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Reveal my Großer Gummimann |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I wouldn't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A small set back at the factory |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They think you're Sgt Slaughter |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't a Fascist Federation Patreon subscriber get out right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said you weren't going to make the same mistakes |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | as all these other figure companies!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But now you're telling me you don't know the difference between the leader of the Third Reich |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And an Iraqi sympathiser? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was just a gimmick |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We need to react to this asap!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Put out an instagram video immediately |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Blame it on the Chella |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Adolf darling, they're called Epic Toys now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then insult Sal from Rush Collectibles instead |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, he's totally disappeared |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then divert the heat on Mitch Roulston again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're All Idiots!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't you listen to me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There's only one way to fix this disaster |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that's to distract these stupid collectors |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tell them the Undertaker retro is too small |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Point out Mable and Mo's yellow paint should be GOLD!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Complain about the magnetic heads again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or those stupid new tag team bubbles |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Everyone is laughing at me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will be a World Champion |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Better than that maggot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | His moustache |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is so big and badly groomed!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And he wears an ugly hat and those aviator shades |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How could they do this? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Make such a silly mistake |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DON'T ISSUE ANY REFUNDS!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry you can make a claim |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Here's what we're gonna do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Delete anyone who mentions this in the group |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Remove the posts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Say it's PERFECT! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even better than the original ones we grew up with |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And then of course |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ANNOUNCE THE VARIANTS |
