Tony Archer isn't happy.
65 views • 9/18/2023
Poor old Tony. He isn't happy. His plan for Stella hasn't been executed properly.
00:02 - 00:10 | Dad, we've been doing our research, its clear that drivers all the way around Borchester, and those |
00:11 - 00:16 | who exit the bypass would still prefer the fresh produce here to that of the new EV station |
00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure you weren't holding the map upside Tom... |
00:20 - 00:24 | cause I know what a dickhead you can be at times |
00:24 - 00:30 | oh dad...I...er..... |
00:31 - 00:34 | I even put little coloured post-it notes on it saying Top and Bottom.. |
00:35 - 00:40 | and he still fucked it up |
00:53 - 01:05 | Tom, Adam, Lee, David, Josh stay. Natasha you can fuck off too |
01:13 - 01:16 | You fucking useless twats.. |
01:16 - 01:28 | A fucking bull! I've seen more farming potential in that geordie gobshite Joy fucking Awful |
01:29 - 01:39 | A bull, a bull for fucks sake. I've a good mind to get Vince Casey round and talk all Brummy at you |
01:39 - 01:43 | Look Tony, How was we to know it was Otto's bastard brother...we where convinced it was a cow... |
01:43 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up David you badger shagging nonce |
01:47 - 01:49 | But Tony, it had those dangly underneath ... |
01:50 - 01:52 | Fuck off David, you didn't even know when you wife was shagging a fucking sheepfarmer |
01:53 - 02:00 | I give you one fucking job, just one simple fucking job. A bull, a bull for fucks sake |
02:00 - 02:08 | You couldn't even manage it, You run a fucking dairy heard for fucking petes sake, |
02:09 - 02:12 | a cow a bloody cow you had to get me a fucking cow, was that so fucking hard? |
02:13 - 02:16 | You know what a cow is Lee, you're fucking living with one |
02:17 - 02:22 | not a lama or a goat a cow for Stella |
02:28 - 02:34 | You knew the plan. We get a cow for Stella to replace her dog... |
02:35 - 02:38 | Weaver's 6ft under remember |
02:39 - 02:43 | Take her mind off her lesbianism, |
02:44 - 02:53 | stop her taking all the women of Ambridge away from us men...not you Adam |
02:55 - 02:59 | And now, we've gone n got her the one thing she doesn't need |
03:00 - 03:03 | A cow with a penis |
03:05 - 03:10 | Its okay Helen, we'll get Lee to look after the kids and get a drink yeah |
03:15 - 03:22 | Now I've got to use one of Neils pigs... |
03:23 - 03:30 | Suppose we could put a wig on it, bet that ponce Alastair's got one |
03:33 - 03:40 | A wig, for a pig |
03:41 - 03:48 | Get the pig Josh, this time don't mess with it en route, remember last time |
03:52 - 03:55 | Play that fucking awful theme tune |
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