| 00:00 - 00:03 | Simon: Matty was not seen at Jack's wedding |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Simon: and DM told her subscribers... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Simon: that George and Jack are not speaking to him. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Simon: It was also confirmed he had dinner with Meredith and her hot dad. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Simon: He was last seen in LA at Normans Rare Guitars. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Swifties: Excellent. We've won. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Swifties: r/Tatty is dead. Taylor will date Travis Kelce. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Simon: My Swifties... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Simon: Matty... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Esra: Matty liked Jamie’s post with Jack. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Esra: Denise tweeted defending Taylor, and he deleted Problemattic. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Swifties: Everybody get out but Esra, Simon, Meredith, Lexie, and The Sun. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Swifties: /R/TAYLORSWIFT CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Swifties: SHE CANNOT BE WITH MATTY HEALY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Swifties: /r/Tatty needs to DIE! They're worse than the Gaylors! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Swifties: I don't understand. We already broke them up in May. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Swifties: And we've upvoted every negative comment about him! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Swifties: EVERY NEGATIVE ONE! This is a mess. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Swifties: And Meredith, where are the romantic pap walks!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Swifties: You call that a KISS!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Meredith: I DID WHAT I COULD! WE GOT CAUGHT ARGUING IN HAWAII- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Swifties: MAKEOUT ON THE BEACH! HOLD HANDS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meredith: BUT SWIFTIES! /R/TATTY DOESN'T BELIEVE IT! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Swifties: TRY HARDER. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Swifties: FINISH THIS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Swifties: I can't keep submitting fake blinds. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Swifties: They're catching onto us already! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Swifties: Esra has been caught in /r/Tatty! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Swifties: THIS IS A DISGRACE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Swifties: THERE IS NO 1989 TV COLLAB! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Swifties: TAYLOR IS STILL IN LOVE WITH JOE. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Swifties: THEY GOT UK MARRIED. THAT MEANS IT'S REAL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Swifties: Gardengate is fake. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Swifties: Buttongate is fake!!! IT WAS NOT HIS SHIRT! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Swifties: AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON NECKLACEGATE! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Swifties: I am done with Taylor Swift. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Swifties: Matty Healy is just a rebound. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Swifties: /r/Tatty is full of delulus. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Swifties: Taylor didn't know anything about Matty! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Swifties: She is a pure virgin angel! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Swifties: IF ANYTHING SHE SHOULD BE WITH HARRY! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Haylor: It's okay, Haylor is real. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Swifties: We're going to have to let them be delulu. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Swifties: I fear we've lost focus of what truly matters. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Swifties: John Mayer. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Swifties: It's time to shift forces to his Instagram comments. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Swifties: Leave /r/Tatty alone. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Swifties: Let Matty try for Taylor... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Swifties: If she accepts him... we should too. |
