| 00:00 - 00:03 | Project Acess is being deployed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Soon our wait times |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will be cut in half here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the Warren Campus will have |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the resources it needs for Azure access |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | this is perfect for our |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | network segmentation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | someone... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | someone deployed a Checkpoint firewall |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | running beta code |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you think Checkpoint is stable, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | this is absolute trash! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | absolute trash!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we did all this work for nothing |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | all so the VPN could be blamed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | all the time! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now the fake reboots will |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | make everyone say "it happened to me as well" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in the morning ops chat, over and over! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mein fuhrer, we were assured it was stable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You call this stable? Stable what?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mein fuhrer, Azure WebEAD still functions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Azure WebEAD is freezing constatntly! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All day! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you think I want hear about |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | how Epic runs slowly? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that scanning document garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Chris B is breathing down my neck |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | about slowness and freezing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and now you take the network down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im done with this "rebooting" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | all that happens is talk of VPN failures |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you think all I want to do is check my queue? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm over it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just wanted |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to use my Bluetooth with Windows 11 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and that was taken away |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Stuck using W365 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It runs so slowly all the time! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You think you know suffering? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Matt, he didn't mean that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | now we're stuck |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | stuck with CheckPoint reboots |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it never stops |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Rubrik, at least |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | sends us free stickers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and has GoKart events |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 1st place next time |
