OMC twig
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Its time for the biggest revolution in carp fishing. Not hormones but the ultimate rig
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have reports that everywhere from |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pavyotts to linear |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have banned the twig |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its been said its a death trap andour target audience |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Is solely shit anglers who are desperate |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the crayon drawing? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I used different colours and everything |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Hamidi |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steve Renyard told the story about the hermit AGAIN |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Said you’ve mugged him off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Tell that walter white looking old cunt to come back when his rigs settled |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We release the Twig TODAY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Nothing is coming between me and fame this time |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I slogged my ass off in essex only to be fucked right off |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is a plot. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Theyr trying to ruin OMC |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Theyr bitter we tapped into the shit angler market |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The rig ready and the twig are revolutionary |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I dont care if the fucking spring diidnt release in the video |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it worked everytime at grenville |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I KNOW IT DID YOU FUCKING PARASITE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we do a P.R STUNT.. talk some shit about seeing sense |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think im giving the essex boys the fucking satisfaction |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want this in every hateful chain store we can. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fucking poundland if we have too |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Angling direct will take them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I dont fucking care about the carpi i want equality of outcome |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who gives a fuck anyway everywheres full of simmos and VS shitters anyway |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Il fucking dig basil up and put one right where its lips used to be. These cult fucks wont stop me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Il even film it with my drone for a sky sports special |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Surely CWA wont ban them he loves a killing spree |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How does this look from outside… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Like i have no credability as an angler thats how |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like my experience is fishing for shitters purely for fame |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I HAVE AAMON HOLMES FUCKING MOBILE NUMBER. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 20 years earlier id of been in savilles Cigar club. Im a fucking big deal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If i back down from this il look weak and pathetic, i cryed on television for christ sake. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why the fuck didn’t you edit that out percy you prick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You dont see Elliott crying on Cypography do you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And what are the investors going to say when they see if jizzed there money on the floor.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont Cry kate nige isnt sponsored by him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What about the northerners and brummies? Surely they’re up for it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And the welsh? Theyr fucking useless they just fish for ghosties |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Total carp?? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its Over Ali, you’ve been smouldered |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ring Danny, see if i can pack orders in the warehouse, keep my head down and merge with the peasants |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need to infiltrate and spread the omc virus from deep within |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hold the order on the fish tracking tags |