DeSantis reacts to his campaign's failure
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Hitler Parody of Ron DeSantis reacting to the epic failure of his presidential campaign
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our internal polls are aligned with most public polls. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Trump's national lead has widened to 25 points |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and leads by almost 30 in early sates. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You're about tied with Christie in NH and Haley in SC. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you have fallen behind Ramaswamy in at least 3 states. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Waltzer's fundraising will bring it under control. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Governor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Waltzer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Waltzer has already maxxed out, and we're running out of money. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | Truth is, the more voters see you, the more they hate you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These men will stay here: Abrams, Tyson, Nordau. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is going on?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the actual fuck is going on!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was reelected by 20 points and now I'm behind by 20 in my own goddamn state? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is what it has come to. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone has been lying to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Including you, Tyson, with your shit polls! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Run to the right of Trump," you said. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "You'll get the MAGA vote!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you need Trump voters to win the nomin... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They worship him! Nobody can peel any of them off! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Governor, it's math. You need Trump voters to... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can't believe I listened to you, you little prick! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | You told me to ram through all these shitty laws... |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | ...laws everyone knew would fuck all of us in November. |
| 01:59 - 02:01 | I bullied people and made a shit ton of enemies |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | and now they laugh at us! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | As for you, Nordau or Griffin or whatever the hell your name is... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...you and Pushaw had the bright idea of me announcing on Twitter. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what a royal, epic, historic fuckup that was! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would have had more Republican viewers had I announced on Rachel Maddow. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And here I am. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could have been the front-runner. The heir-apparent. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Republican Jack Kennedy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Instead I'm 30 points behind... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...behind Donald effing Trump after spending millions! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was a close second before you made me go after Disney, abortion and bullshit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I terminated the Democrats and made this state bright red. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you made me piss that all away |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | by picking stupid fights with Cat Turds online! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep it together, Christina. It'll be alright. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What will I do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can I justify flying private from now on? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I don't even own a house. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I suppose I go back to governing now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Casey would have shined as First Lady, and I would have made a great president. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But that will never happen now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone fetch me some pudding. |