| 00:00 - 00:03 | Utah lost the Rose Bowl again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | USC and UCLA have left the conference |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Pac-9 will invite SMU, San Diego State, and maybe Rice |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This will keep the Southern California market |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and add the Dallas and Houston TV market |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And ESPN, Fox, or CBS will pay us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | more than the Big XII? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | All the networks |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They all declined, even CW and Ion |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Colorado is going to the Big XII. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Harlan, Whittingham, Scalley, Ludwig, stay. Everyone else, out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | BYU is in the Big XII. Our entire identity |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | is being in a better conference than BYU |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We deliberately tanked their independence deal with the WAC |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and yet they survived |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They refused to cancel the 2020 season |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And that black guy at BYU had parties. Without masks... or vaccines! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We were "in this together" with Berkeley while Zach Wilson set records |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you didn't see USC, UCLA or Colorado leaving |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tony Altimore said Colorado would never leave |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tony Altimore knows less about Colorado than he does about the touch of a woman. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the Hallmark Channel may expand into sports |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Hallmark Channel can suck your vestigial tail! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is your fault! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Zach Wilson wanted to play for us. It was his dream. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All you had to do was make an offer. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A local kid who worked his whole life to play for this University |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But no, you wanted some guy in California who amounted to NOTHING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you left Cam Rising on the bench against BYU and played Cam Brewer? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I don't even blame people for pooping in the concourse anymore |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm Hitler for heck's sake and even I think the police department here is awful. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now what's left? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We're going to have to sell a lot more "22" shirts to pay our bills |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Those proceeds were supposed to be for charity. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Back to the Mountain West we go |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | November games in Larmie, bowl games in Boise? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This was BYU's destiny, not ours. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Twelve years in the conference |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And nothing but moral victories against Ohio State and Florida. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Are you excited to play away games in Logan on a Facebook livestream? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Utah State has wonderful cheese curds! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Whittingham, your father was right |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you are a huge disappointment. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's like you caught a pass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and ran untouched |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | as fast as you could all the way to the endzone, no one to stop you. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But right before scoring, you dropped the ball |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And then BYU ran it back |
