Hitler Finds out John Carr is Retiring

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Hitler finds out that John Carr isn't getting a third extension.

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00:00 - 00:03The firearms trafficking surveys are almost complete.
00:04 - 00:05we have successfully inflated
00:05 - 00:07all of our numbers to report to Congress
00:08 - 00:12Soon we will have more data than anyone could possibly review in a lifetime.
00:12 - 00:15and more importantly more CGICs throughout the country
00:17 - 00:19Excellent. I like spreadsheets
00:19 - 00:21you can never have enough graphs and pie charts
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer. . .
00:27 - 00:28. . . we have some other . .
00:31 - 00:33John Carr is retiring
00:34 - 00:36He's not asking for another extension
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out, except DADs, AD's, SES only
01:13 - 01:15ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO EXTENSION?
01:15 - 01:17WHY THE FUCK NOT? EVERYONE IS GETTING EXTENSIONS!
01:18 - 01:23ANGEL CASANOVA IS ON HIS FUCKING THIRD OR FOURTH
01:25 - 01:28SO MANY I'VE LOST TRACK!
01:29 - 01:31EVERY DOG HANDLER AND HIS BROTHER
01:31 - 01:34IS GETTING A FUCKING EXTENSION
01:34 - 01:37JOHN CARR HAS OUTLIVED PRESIDENTS, JUDGES, SACS,
01:37 - 01:40HE'S THE ONE GUY WE NEED HERE!
01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer there is nothing we can do it's his decision . . .
01:42 - 01:46NOTHING YOU CAN DO? IT'S JOHN CARR YOU IDIOT!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer I've tried talking to him
01:48 - 01:52YOU BRING ME THESE BULLSHIT CHARTS AND SPREADSHEETS,
01:53 - 01:54BUT YOU IGNORE THE ONE MAN THAT CAN SAVE US ALL!
01:56 - 01:57DOES HE HAVE SOME BULLSHIT JOB?
01:57 - 02:00WHY ARE WE NOT DOING EVERYTHING TO KEEP HIM?
02:00 - 02:03BUT MEANWHILE WE ARE EXTENDING EVERY SWINGING DICK IN THIS PLACE
02:04 - 02:08WHO DO WE FUCKING NEED MORE THAN JOHN FUCKING CARR?
02:08 - 02:13YOU CAN SHOVE THESE SURVEYS UP YOUR ASSES
02:14 - 02:16YOU CAN PISS AWAY ALL OF THE CGICS
02:17 - 02:21WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF WE DON'T HAVE JOHN CARR!
02:27 - 02:29Carr has been here longer than any of you
02:30 - 02:34Not only that, he's the best looking man here
02:34 - 02:36Look at his hair
02:41 - 02:42his muscles!
02:43 - 02:47He can still kick all of your fucking asses!
02:48 - 02:53He has more experience in his scrotum than all of you! combined!
02:54 - 02:56and you sit here talking to me about the fucking HQ store!
02:56 - 02:59The fucking web portal?
03:00 - 03:02Shove the Web Portal up your asses you fucks!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, I know he's beautiful
03:14 - 03:16How much time do we have?
03:19 - 03:23Maybe there is still time to convince him
03:25 - 03:26anything maybe
03:31 - 03:33maybe a new car, a new phone
03:40 - 03:46more gym time, a hair product allowance, free tank tops
03:46 - 03:49We have to do something, we can't
03:53 - 03:56Anything he wants, anything