Hitler Finds out John Carr is Retiring
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Hitler finds out that John Carr isn't getting a third extension.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The firearms trafficking surveys are almost complete. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have successfully inflated |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all of our numbers to report to Congress |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Soon we will have more data than anyone could possibly review in a lifetime. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and more importantly more CGICs throughout the country |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. I like spreadsheets |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you can never have enough graphs and pie charts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | . . . we have some other . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | John Carr is retiring |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's not asking for another extension |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except DADs, AD's, SES only |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO EXTENSION? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY THE FUCK NOT? EVERYONE IS GETTING EXTENSIONS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ANGEL CASANOVA IS ON HIS FUCKING THIRD OR FOURTH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | SO MANY I'VE LOST TRACK! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | EVERY DOG HANDLER AND HIS BROTHER |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IS GETTING A FUCKING EXTENSION |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | JOHN CARR HAS OUTLIVED PRESIDENTS, JUDGES, SACS, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HE'S THE ONE GUY WE NEED HERE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer there is nothing we can do it's his decision . . . |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NOTHING YOU CAN DO? IT'S JOHN CARR YOU IDIOT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer I've tried talking to him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU BRING ME THESE BULLSHIT CHARTS AND SPREADSHEETS, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUT YOU IGNORE THE ONE MAN THAT CAN SAVE US ALL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DOES HE HAVE SOME BULLSHIT JOB? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHY ARE WE NOT DOING EVERYTHING TO KEEP HIM? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT MEANWHILE WE ARE EXTENDING EVERY SWINGING DICK IN THIS PLACE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHO DO WE FUCKING NEED MORE THAN JOHN FUCKING CARR? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU CAN SHOVE THESE SURVEYS UP YOUR ASSES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU CAN PISS AWAY ALL OF THE CGICS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF WE DON'T HAVE JOHN CARR! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Carr has been here longer than any of you |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not only that, he's the best looking man here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Look at his hair |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | his muscles! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He can still kick all of your fucking asses! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He has more experience in his scrotum than all of you! combined! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and you sit here talking to me about the fucking HQ store! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The fucking web portal? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Shove the Web Portal up your asses you fucks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I know he's beautiful |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How much time do we have? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe there is still time to convince him |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | anything maybe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe a new car, a new phone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | more gym time, a hair product allowance, free tank tops |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We have to do something, we can't |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anything he wants, anything |